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  A MOTIVE FOR MURDER

  Before I pulled away from the curb, Liz ran after me. “Hey, I did just think of something that could be important. I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before. I guess it’s because we were talking about the Teen Center.”

  “What is it?”

  “A few months back, Brody had been doing private counseling for a mystery kid outside of the Teen Center. He had to keep his identity secret. I thought it sounded kind of fishy, but we aren’t together anymore so it was really none of my business. Then one day he confided in me that he regretted getting involved in it. He was under a lot of pressure from the boy’s family, and he was really nervous about the whole thing.”

  “Do you know what kind of pressure?”

  “I don’t know anything more than I told you. He wanted to keep me and Christina out of it. He only told me in case something happened to him. And it looks like something did …”

  Books by Libby Klein

  CLASS REUNIONS ARE MURDER

  MIDNIGHT SNACKS ARE MURDER

  Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation

  Midnight Snacks Are Murder

  Libby Klein

  KENSINGTON BOOKS

  KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP.

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  Table of Contents

  A MOTIVE FOR MURDER

  Also by

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Epilogue

  Teaser chapter

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  Chapter 1

  Mischief and Mayhem were running amuck in South Jersey. Mischief, or as I called her, Aunt Ginny, was on the warpath flanked by her first in command, Mayhem, also known as my black smoke Persian, Figaro the instigator. Today their battleground was the kitchen and the enemy was knee deep in the hoopla installing pearl-gray cabinets and black-and-silver granite countertops.

  Aunt Ginny barked out orders like Patton leading the Allied forces through France. “If any one of you puts so much as a single scratch on my Romba cuckoo clock, there will be hell to pay! My first husband, Lovell, brought that home from Germany in 1945. It’s survived three wars, a fire, and Hurricane Sandy. I’ll be darned if it’s going down because of a slipshod kitchen remodel.”

  I’d been stranded in Cape May with my eighty-ish great aunt ever since I was lured up here to attend my twenty-fifth high school reunion a few weeks ago, and was voted most likely to kill a cheerleader. I’d never wanted to return to the birthplace of my most painful memories, but I’d come to accept that Cape May had a certain charm. One that I’d call “better than a sharp stick in the eye.” I’d been away long enough to forget that Aunt Ginny teetered on the edge of crazy. Now it was my job to look after this rickety old rattletrap … and the house. With two redheads under the same roof, and one of them having just bought a wakeboard on xtremesports4seniors.com, I think twenty years in the women’s prison would have been easier.

  We’d been undergoing a major refurbishment to transform the Queen Anne Victorian into a quaint, beachy bed-and-breakfast so I’d have a way to support Aunt Ginny and she could keep her independence. A new roof had been laid, the porch and swing had been repaired, and the entire outside of the house had been freshly painted in Easter-egg shades of butter yellow, baby pink, and lavender. A wooden shingle hung in the front yard proclaiming us the Butterfly House B & B, punctuated with a giant blue-and-black butterfly. I’d gotten the local radio station to run a call-in contest giving away passes to our special Fall Fling Event. The free weekend got me some generosity points, and sent me four sets of guests to be my guinea pigs. There was still a long list of projects to be completed before we officially launched our grand opening, not the least of which was to find ways to keep Aunt Ginny and Figaro from scaring off the clientele.

  I ran upstairs with my checklist to the guest bedroom we’d named the Swallowtail Suite and inspected the work. “Smitty!” A little man with a perfectly round bald head like a crystal garden globe, and deep-set cow eyes danced into the room.

  “What’s up, boss?”

  “Smitty, why is this room painted Island Pool? It’s supposed to be Buttercream. Island Pool was for the Adonis Blue Suite. It matches the king-size duvet in that room.”

  Smitty returned a blank expression.

  “It’s a theme.”

  Smitty scratched his head.

  “We’ve talked about it at length.”

  Smitty grunted and pulled a folded checklist out of his paint-smeared overalls. He frowned and looked up into my eyes. “I can fix that.” Then he gave me a Benny Hill backhanded salute and a “whoop whoop whoop” from the Three Stooges and shimmied backwards out of the room.

  I sighed. Itty Bitty Smitty, as everyone called him, was my general contractor. He was highly recommended by Handyman Haven and I now suspected he either had dirt on the owner or they sent him to me in a self-survival effort to get him off their referral list. He was the only handyman within my budget who was available on short notice. I was starting to see why.

  I heard a crash on the first floor and Figaro slinked up the stairs and sat at my feet. “What did you do?” He licked his paw and gave me an innocent look before wiping it on his ear. I ran down the s
tairs to the kitchen to see workmen cleaning up a stack of broken stone tiles that were left over from laying the new kitchen floor.

  “No problem, ma’am. Julio knocked the slate over while backing up to install the new cooler. Everything is a-okay.”

  The new cooler was a seventy-two-inch, triple-door, brushed-nickel refrigerator and freezer that had cost as much as a small car. I bet you could fit forty-seven turkeys in there. If we ever lost the house we could move into the freezer side and sublet the fridge space to another family. I’d spent a fortune on this bed-and-breakfast gamble, and Aunt Ginny and I had nothing to fall back on if it failed. My mother-in-law had invested just enough into the venture to keep her strings attached so she could yank on me whenever she wanted. I doubted Georgina would approve of our new apricot kitchen or my splurge purchase of a BlueStar Infused Copper range with double ovens. When Georgina makes a big purchase it’s a wise investment. When I do it, apparently it’s superfluous. Between the bed-and-breakfast baking, and my daily delivery of gluten-free muffins to La Dolce Vita coffee shop, the 1970s avocado-green General Electric model had to be replaced. I was afraid it would explode if I ran it for more than two hours at a time.

  I reached into a box I’d brought with me yesterday when I’d officially moved out of the home my late husband and I had shared for more than twenty years in Waterford. It was a painful move, and with it, part of my life—the part with John—was really over. But I had promised him I would live and be happy. I’d had no idea how difficult that promise would be to keep when I made it.

  “Come here, baby. Let mama set you up.” I pulled out my prized powder-pink Italian espresso machine and lovingly placed it on the new countertop, polishing the chrome. If John could see us now. Thinking of him made my heart grip in my chest. Each passing day got a little better, but sometimes it still hurt enough to take my breath away. I missed him terribly.

  Smitty appeared beside me. “Are we on target to have the kitchen painted by Thursday?” I asked him. “I have four sets of guests arriving Friday afternoon for a complimentary practice run. Those initial reviews could have a powerful impact on business going forward, so I need them to be stellar.”

  “Absolutely. You can count on me, boss.”

  There was a crash from the dining room, followed by Aunt Ginny’s yell, “Smitty!”

  Smitty grunted and said, “I can fix that,” then ran out to inspect the damage.

  Stress like this was why I had Señor Ramone’s Tacos and Tater Tots on speed dial in Virginia. I looked around the kitchen. It was coming together. This time tomorrow I’d be up to my elbows in blueberries and almond meal, coconut flour, maple syrup, and Tahitian vanilla beans. I added parchment paper and muffin liners to my growing shopping list for the chef supply warehouse, along with commercial muffin tins, sheet pans, and a twelve-shelf baker’s cooling rack.

  I was just about to take my espresso machine for her inaugural run in her new digs when Smitty tore in on his cell phone.

  “We have an emergency.”

  “This isn’t another out-of-marshmallow-fluff kind of emergency like last week, is it?”

  “The BlueStar is on backorder.”

  I could feel the panic rising. “No no no! It can’t be, Smitty.”

  Aunt Ginny entered the kitchen, her I Love Lucy dyed hair piled up in a beehive on top of her head, and dressed in what looked like pale blue pajamas with a white dragon print on the sleeve. “What’s on backorder?”

  Smitty turned to her. “The range.”

  Aunt Ginny whistled and shook her head. “I can’t take anymore. I’m strung up tighter than a new fiddle. I’m going to karate to relax.”

  “Please don’t crane-kick Jimmy Kapps today. You already have two strikes.”

  “He knew what he was getting into when he signed up for the class.”

  “He’s twelve.”

  “How else is he gonna learn?”

  I had a better chance of teaching a badger to ride a bike than winning an argument with Aunt Ginny. “I’ll see you for dinner tonight. Which now that I think about it will have to be salads or takeout, since we don’t have an oven.” I narrowed my eyes at Smitty. “How can I run a bed-and-breakfast if I can’t make breakfast, Smitty?”

  Smitty covered the mouthpiece to his phone and shrugged. “Cereal?”

  “I really don’t think we want to make a name for ourselves for being the Cap’n Crunch bed-and-breakfast.”

  My cell phone vibrated and I saw a text from Giampaolo, the owner of the espresso bar. I’d been ducking him since he laid that sizzling kiss on me. Of course, that didn’t stop me from daydreaming about him.

  I had three men in my life. Tim, my high school sweetheart. I’d never really gotten over him. Then there was John, who knocked me up in college. His family came from money and mine came from crazy, so naturally a shotgun wedding was in order. And finally, Giampaolo, or Gia for short. The sexy Italian barista befriended me during my captivity when I was maliciously and unfairly under investigation by a vindictive blond police officer. But that’s another story. I turned into a pool of melted chocolate whenever Gia was around and I’m pretty sure he could tell.

  My head was clogged with murky thoughts of men and moving on, and I had to wade through them to read Gia’s text. It said he had something important to discuss with me and could I come over this afternoon to do it in person. Before I could tap out so much as a smiley face, there was another crash by the front door, followed by Aunt Ginny crying out in pain.

  My heart lurched and I ran to the foyer with a prayer that she was okay. Figaro galloped past me to be the first on the scene. Aunt Ginny’s tiny frame lay on the parquet wood floor in a heap. I ran to her side and yelled to anyone listening, “Call an ambulance!”

  Chapter 2

  “Poppy Blossom, don’t you dare call an ambulance or I will flame your heinie.” Aunt Ginny groaned and shifted herself upright. “I lost my balance, that’s all. I haven’t been sleeping, with all this rigmarole in my house. I’m just petered out.”

  “Falling is not a small thing, Aunt Ginny, especially at your age.”

  Aunt Ginny scowled and gave me a sideways look.

  “Well, it’s not. And I think we need to get you checked out to make sure you didn’t break anything.”

  “But Master Kim—”

  “Will have to smash boards without you.”

  I had Smitty scoop her into my Toyota Corolla and belt her in. She made him run back into the house twice before we could leave. Once to get her pocketbook, and the other time to fetch her Pretty in Pink lipstick from the hall bathroom counter.

  We started out toward Cape Urgent Care, but Aunt Ginny howled and hollered that only her doctor knew her and was qualified to diagnose her. He’d been her family physician since I was in ponytails, and at her age she should have a say in her medical treatment. For me not to acquiesce to her demands was nothing short of elder abuse. She pitched such a fit that I bypassed Urgent Care and drove straight to Dr. Weingarten’s. I was tempted to drop her off at the door and return to collect her at the end of the day, but then she grabbed her chest and said she couldn’t breathe, and I immediately repented of my momentary impatience.

  The North Cape May office was a converted two-story Victorian Provincial with blue shingles and a sign out front that said CAPE MEDICAL ASSOCIATES. The waiting room was set up in the original front parlor. The odors of cabbage and Bengay permeated the atmosphere. It was currently filled with yellow-flowered sofas and blue-haired old ladies, many of whom didn’t actually have appointments. They were here to drink the free coffee and sit in the waiting room playing a few rounds of Where Does It Hurt, or Who Has the Scariest Looking Mole?

  I signed Aunt Ginny in at the front desk and filled the nurse in about her episode. She said they would get Aunt Ginny back right away. Not ten minutes later, a young woman in pink scrubs with the phrase Nurses Do It in Harmony embroidered over the front pocket came to fetch the crabby patient.

  A
unt Ginny narrowed her eyes and grimaced at the nurse. “Where’s Yolanda?”

  The girl gave Aunt Ginny a pleasant smile. “Yolanda had her baby. I’m Tracy. I’ll be filling in while she’s on maternity leave.”

  Aunt Ginny stood, reluctantly. “When was the baby born?”

  “Last Thursday in the middle of the night.”

  “Darn. I had Sunday morning in the pool.”

  As Tracy led Aunt Ginny through to the patient rooms, Aunt Ginny cross-examined her. “What kind of nursing degree do you have? What kind of grades did you get? I don’t want to be treated by a nurse who got Cs. Why didn’t you go all the way to become a doctor?”

  I sent up a silent prayer for Nurse Tracy. I sat in the waiting room too upset and distracted to read the much pawed-over issues of People. I didn’t know what I would do if I lost Aunt Ginny. We’d gone through a lot together. I’d fully expected her to be honored by Al Roker and the Smucker’s jelly people one day. Sass and stubbornness were all that was holding her together, and they don’t have a pill for that yet if it fails. She had been good to me my whole life. My mother dumped me on her doorstep when I was a kid. She had raised me, and I repaid her with a hasty exodus the moment the ink was dry on my high school diploma. If I could take it all back for a few more years with her, I would do it in a blink. Now I was responsible for her well-being. I was going to be sure to take better care of her from now on. I wiped a tear off my cheek.